I Don't Know What I'm Doing.
I Don't Know What I'm Doing.
pinecampple:

thatisnotahat:

I’ve been watching this for 5 minutes and giggling like an idiot.

Your URL makes it even better

pinecampple:

thatisnotahat:

I’ve been watching this for 5 minutes and giggling like an idiot.

Your URL makes it even better

deair:

finishing my cereal before it gets soggy is the most stressful thing in life

Awkward sex story: ok so there was this kid at my school and he was f i n e. He invited me over to his house one day to study and we ended up fucking and towards the end of it the door swings wide open and it's my HOMEROOM TEACHER. MY TEACHER WAS HIS DAD AND HE DIDNT EVEN STOP FUCKING ME HE JUST SAID "hi dad" AND THE DAD LEFT SO MY TEACHER SAW ME BARE ASS NAKED RIDIN HIS SON I SWITCHED OUT OF THAT CLASS AS SOON AS I COULD.
Anonymous

sniffing:

THAT SOUNDS HORRIBLE

send me your awkward sex stories here

mariowiki:

whos ready for some all-star mode

mariowiki:

whos ready for some all-star mode

iguanal:

i hate songs that are like 75% bad but the chorus is so good that you suffer through the whole song just to hear one part like three times

fuckviserys:

Dearly bruhloved we are swaggered here today to join these two bros in holy matrihomie.

moopdrea:

nishlo:

shark lava and boy girl

image

definitely cooler than those other two

snazziest:

Date idea: buy me a bunch of Girl Scout cookies and watch me eat them all

clitpotle:

im putting free wifi on my gravestone so people will come visit me
deathsofme:

NO CHILL

deathsofme:

NO CHILL

nickiminiall:

isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other human beings?

theheatofthesouth:

Suddenly you’re 21 and you’re screaming along in your car to all the songs you used to listen to when you were sad in middle school and everything is different but everything is good

tolazytofinishthi:

unclefather:

yaaaaas santa you look so good santa

SLEIGHH